Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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