atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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