I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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