You're so nebulous sometimes
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
