I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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