it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
The air taste purple.
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