like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
