She announced her abortion via fbk
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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