I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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