Jerry, you need to find god
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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