Buhtt sex?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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