I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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