Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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