to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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