Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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