Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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