If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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