Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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