I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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