normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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