pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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