Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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