It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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