If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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