wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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