awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
A+ Viking dick
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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