You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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