Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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