Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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