woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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