I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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