2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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