It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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