what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Threesome in a minivan. New low
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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