Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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