he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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