People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think a kid would responsible me up
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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