For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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