i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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