That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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