when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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