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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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