WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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