dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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