How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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