if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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