don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
