Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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