I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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