Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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