We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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