please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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