dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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