Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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