no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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