Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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